Step 1: Consume a
few mimosas while
conversing with your
fellow Lanternites.

Step 2: Walk .6 of
a mile to the club.

Step 3: Drink several
$6 vodka tonics.

Step 4: Watch
the Band.

Step 5: Walk 6 blocks
to a bar. Imbibe some
more.

Step 6: Walk 1 mile to
a restaurant for late
night snacks, but DON’T
EAT ANYTHING! Those
pretty blue drinks are
much better than food!

Step 7: Trek the last
mile home and realize
you really should have
had a bite to eat.

Step 8: Pour 1 bottle of
BBQ sauce over a left
over half of a chicken.
Place in a 325° oven.

Step 9: Pass out.

Step 10: Wake up 6
hours later to the
enticing smell of your
carefully prepared meal.